Just in case, though, I stormed into my apartment, tossed a quick hello to Mr. Wong, then rummaged through my entertainment center to lay out all my exorcism equipment. I kept it in my entertainment center because exorcisms were nothing if not entertaining.

When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.

Can I jump in your body and make out with my wife through you?” I fought a grin. “It doesn’t really work that way.” “Then can you just make out with my wife and pretend I’m in your body?” “No.” “I can pay. I have money.” “How much we talking?

Whatever makes your balloon red, Swopes.

Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!

SARC- was my second favorite -ASM word

You were the one who hit me on the roof? I hit you on the jaw. We just happened to be on a roof at the time.