When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.

When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

That's my entire weekend. I had plans" "A Vampire Dairies marathon is not plans." She looked at me like I lost my mind. "Have you even seen the Salvatore brothers? Holy mother of gingersnaps.

There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt

What do I look like, the ghost whisperer? They're loony. I'd have better luck talking to my cousin Alfonso's Chihuahua. At least Tía Juana knows Spanish." "Your cousin's Chihuahua is named Tía Juana?

Death comes to those who wait. And to those who don't. So either way.