Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker

I knew dating the son of Satan would turn out badly

...But he was a good landlord. When my heater stopped working in mid-December, it took him only two weeks to get it fixed. Of course, it took me knocking on his door in need of a warm place to sleep to get it that way, but one night on his sofa, where I’d suddenly developed night terrors and epilepsy, and that puppy was running like a Mercedes the next day. It was awesome.

Come here often?' I asked instead, humoring no one but myself. So it was totally worth it.

Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.

Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and thanks to the powers that be. I don't want much else from them either.

You’re the reason I breathe