Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker

You were the one who hit me on the roof? I hit you on the jaw. We just happened to be on a roof at the time.

Sorry. i just can't seem to help myself. My brain is freaking out. Two predawn mornings in a row. It doesn't know what to think, how to act. I'll have a talk with it later. Perhaps get it some counseling.

But have you ever seen one?....They shook their heads. "Not Physically, no. But if you look at this passage - " Man, she liked that Bible. I'd read it and could definitely understand it's appeal, but I didn't have time for this.

Who knew that all this time the nectar of the Gods was in my va-jay-jay.

That's my entire weekend. I had plans" "A Vampire Dairies marathon is not plans." She looked at me like I lost my mind. "Have you even seen the Salvatore brothers? Holy mother of gingersnaps.

He said you sparkle like a newborn galaxy and have more attitude than a rich kid with his daddy's Porsche.