I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations.
Darynda JonesI stood and walked around the desk so I could stand over him. Menacingly. Like Darth Vader, only with better lung capacity.
Darynda JonesFor one week, all I could think about was drinking margaritas--well, that and running my tongue along Reyes's teeth--but I didn't have salt--or Reyes's teeth. I'd also lacked the energy to leave my apartment to get some--or the desire to stoop low enough to beg Reyes to let me lick his teeth after what he did--so I could only wish for a margarita. And dream of Reyes's teeth. I'd secretly hoped a margarita would magically appear in my hand, but that would mean I would have to put down the remote, and God knew that was not going to happen.
Darynda JonesWhat do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and soul. I want you in my bed every night. I want you there when I wake up in the morning. I want your clothes strung across my apartment and your scent on my skin.
Darynda JonesYou introduced me to Danger and Will Robinson, but you neglected to acquaint me with the other two.โ โFine,But you canโt make fun of their names. Theyโre very sensitive.โ โI would never.โ I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, โThis is Beam Me Up.โ Then to my right. โAnd this is Scotty.
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