This is one Fruit Loop beyond certifiable.

Jesus may love you, but i'm his favourite

There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt

Surely my macking on some guy in an insane asylum wouldn't hurt him. He'd been living with his stalker, for heaven's sake.

There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~

Does Uncle Bob have anything?" "I heard he has an STD." "I mean on the women." "Oh, I have no idea if they have any STDs.

That boy needs a hobby." "Stalking is a hobby." "So is serial killing.