Man, that woman was quick when she wanted to be. But put her behind the wheel of a Buick.

Have you slept yet?' 'Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.' 'Didn't you drive there?' 'Yeah. Other drviers kept waking me up. Car horns should be illegal.' - Charley & Cookie

I have depth. I've read Proust. No, wait, that was Pooh. Winnie the Pooh. My bad" Charley Davidson.

Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.

After a long, labored sigh, I said, “She was really happy when I got there. I’m pretty sure she was suicidal when I left.” “You do have that effect on people.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

That boy needs a hobby." "Stalking is a hobby." "So is serial killing.