They were back. The demons in all their glory. And they had a plan. I made plans sometimes, too, but they rarely involved world domination. Hot dogs on a grill, maybe. Tequila.

It isn’t the fall that will kill you, but the sudden stop.

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

Your existence gives me a headache. Go stand over there.

I'd never taken to four foot creatures who had the uncanny ability to point out all my flaws in thirty second flat. And just for the record, I can too read without moving my lips.