Having Reyes so near is painful. I think it has apoplexy." "Do you even know what that means?" "No, but it sounds serious. Like Ebola. Or hives

It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT

Let me express how much I don't care on a scale of one to bite me," the former detective said.

A guy in an SUV tried to kill me.” “That’s strange.” “Why?” “Because the guy I hired doesn’t drive an SUV.” “That is strange.

Love was not only blind, it often careened into Blithering Idiotsville as well.

A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity?" BUMPER STICKER

Jesus may love you, but i'm his favourite