He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man.

A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity?" BUMPER STICKER

Jesus may love you, but i'm his favourite

The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt

Where have you been?" I stepped into my apartment and met Uncle Bob's glare with one of my own. "Out trying to pass myself off as a movie producer to get hot guys to sleep with me. Where have you been?

When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.

You’re the reason I breathe