He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man.

At first, I could lie about my lack of sleep and she'd fall for it, but she started suspecting insomnia when I began seeing purple elephants in the air vents at the office. I knew I shouldn't have asked her about them. I thought maybe she'd redecorated.

He had given me so much information, I wanted some time to absorb it all, but I didn't want to leave him. Not like this. Not ever, as long as I lived. Or until I had to get back on the case. Whichever came first.

You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt

Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and thanks to the powers that be. I don't want much else from them either.

I had a soft spot for crazy people.

I had a horrible feeling my leg was broken. If it wasn’t, it had a lot of explaining to do.