My plans often went awry. Much like my thoughts. Hold the phones. Maybe Saan had ADD, too. It would explain a lot.

Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It’s a terrific lesson in economy and precession.

Do not disturb. Already there.

You rented the apartment with a dead guy in the corner?” I shrugged. “I wanted the apartment, and I figured I could cover him up with a bookcase or something.

Your existence gives me a headache. Go stand over there.

When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.

He seemed determines, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possible Milk Duds.