I could be irksome when I put my left ventricle into it.

We could make this work, you know." "I will knee you in the groin." "I could give you a night you will never forget." "Because you will be writhing in agony all night and I will laugh unmercifully. It will be unforgettable.

I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means.

Okay, I'll strip. I'll tap dance. I'll sing 'La Cucaracha' in C minor.

This place is like crazy on crackers.

I suck at all this supernatural stuff. But I fry a mean chicken. Oh, good. I hate it when the nice ones get fried.

Do not disturb. Already there.