I could be irksome when I put my left ventricle into it.

A split second later, my life flashed before my eyes, and I came to one important conclusion about it. It was fun while it lasted.

It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT

In Cookie's defense, it was raining wildcats and rabid dogs.

Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt

We could make this work, you know." "I will knee you in the groin." "I could give you a night you will never forget." "Because you will be writhing in agony all night and I will laugh unmercifully. It will be unforgettable.

I was just passing by. Saw the commotion. Figured you were involved.