Can you find out how owns C and R industries? They bought the old abandoned mental asylum downtown." "That old thing? What are they going to do with it?" "I don't know. I was hoping their overcompensating sign would say, but it just says 'private property' and shouts lots of threats in capital letters, all of which I plan to completely ignore later.
Darynda JonesI have them a few minutes to absorb everything while I teased Ubie, who only had to recover from his near-death experience. I was so glad Reyes hadn't ripped him to shreds. I liked him much better un-shredded. Unlike, say, my preference for lettuce or heavy metal guitar solos.
Darynda JonesGod I loved Sammy. Iโd considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.
Darynda JonesShe blinked at me, then realized I was panicking. Honestly, it was like admitting to murder before being interrogated. โMs. Davidson,โ she began, but I decided to trip her up, to throw her off the trail of blood Iโd left like an injured animal. โI donโt speak English.
Darynda JonesOh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and thanks to the powers that be. I don't want much else from them either.
Darynda JonesI climbed into Misery and called Uncle Bob. โWe hooking up?โ โWhy does everything out of your mouth make me sound incestuous?โ โUm, I wasnโt aware that it did. Perhaps you have a guilty conscience.โ โCharley.โ โIs there something you need to get off your chest? Besides that skank I saw you with the other day?
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