Can you find out how owns C and R industries? They bought the old abandoned mental asylum downtown." "That old thing? What are they going to do with it?" "I don't know. I was hoping their overcompensating sign would say, but it just says 'private property' and shouts lots of threats in capital letters, all of which I plan to completely ignore later.

That boy needs a hobby." "Stalking is a hobby." "So is serial killing.

Hello?" I said, because Charley's House of Pasties seemed wrong.

When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker

If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt

You do have a tendency to severe spinal cords." "Only for you.

.. an emergency stash of Thin Mints. Frickin' Girl Scouts. Those things were way to addictive. They had to be laced with crack." Charlie Davidson Fourth Grave Beneath my Feet