In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him anything.

guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster

Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way. "It's three thirty in the morning." "Okay. Want coffee?

Cookie dropped her purse and tried to catch it midair. In the process, she knocked over a vase. When she lunged for the vase, she slipped on the tile and overturned an entire table. A lovely handblown piece of glass flew in my direction, and all I could think as I caught it was, Really? Again? We were going to have to practice muscle control.

Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt

Have you slept yet?' 'Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.' 'Didn't you drive there?' 'Yeah. Other drviers kept waking me up. Car horns should be illegal.' - Charley & Cookie

Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!