See you in a few. Hold down the fort, Mr. Wong!

This guy in high school tried to run me over with his dad’s SUV. Bad shoved the vehicle through a store window.” The memory brought a smile to my face.

I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.

I'd never taken to four foot creatures who had the uncanny ability to point out all my flaws in thirty second flat. And just for the record, I can too read without moving my lips.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. -T-Shirt

After searching for a space, I parked behind the tattoo parlor in front of a sign that said NO PARKING. Since it didn't specify to whom it was referring, I figured it couldn't possibly be talking to me.

I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.