See you in a few. Hold down the fort, Mr. Wong!

I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations.

“Time-out,” I said... He twisted his hand around and wound his fingers into mine. “You‘re putting me in time-out?” “Yes,” I said as a shaky sigh slid through my lips. “If I don't go, do I get a spanking?”

Garret Swopes was a lot like a hot gay friend only he wasn't gay, which was too bad because then I could tell him how hot he was without him getting the wrong idea.

A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity?" BUMPER STICKER

Give it up? Not likely. Besides, what else would I do? I totally should have gone to Hogwart's when I had the chance.

My calculations - allowing for a 12 percent margin of error, based on the radius of the corresponding confidence interval and the surgeon general's warning - concluded that they probably didn't stay behind for the tacos.