You called me at four thirty-four....I hate four thirty-four. I think four thirty-four should be banned and replaced with something more reasonable, like, say, nine twelve.

The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.

After a long, labored sigh, I said, “She was really happy when I got there. I’m pretty sure she was suicidal when I left.” “You do have that effect on people.

There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt

―You realize I can hear you without the annoying intercom. Cookie and I both leaned forward and looked at each other through the doorway. ―But this is more fun, I said. ―More Star Trekkie.

guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster

Man, I want to be someone's forbidden fruit." "Well, you are pretty fruity.