Give it up? Not likely. Besides, what else would I do? I totally should have gone to Hogwart's when I had the chance.

You were the one who hit me on the roof? I hit you on the jaw. We just happened to be on a roof at the time.

That’s the thing about things. They tend to happen.

She didn't smile back. Not even a little. I totally needed to read that book on how to win friends and influence people. But that would involve an innate desire to win friends and influence people.

Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and thanks to the powers that be. I don't want much else from them either.

While I was busy reminiscing about my first day on earth, I had forgotten that I was falling to my death. Damned ADD.

We could make this work, you know." "I will knee you in the groin." "I could give you a night you will never forget." "Because you will be writhing in agony all night and I will laugh unmercifully. It will be unforgettable.