I had a soft spot for crazy people.

She still wasn't convinced. "So, if you were a guy, would you be into me?" "Hon, if I were a guy, I'd be gay." "Yeah, me, too.

I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.

SARC- was my second favorite -ASM word

Man, that woman was quick when she wanted to be. But put her behind the wheel of a Buick.

A sheriff arrested me. I could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure my men-in-uniform fetish began that day. The sheriff was hot. And he handcuffed me. I've never been the same.

He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man.