Since killing people is illegal, can I have a Taser just for shits and giggles? -Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

What in the name of Zeus's testicles?

Can I brush your hair?” she asked as she led the way, her disposition doing a 180 on a dime. Kids. Can’t live with ’em. Can’t eat ’em for lunch.

Death comes to those who wait. And to those who don't. So either way.

I’m Charlotte Davidson: private investigator, police consultant, all -around badass. Or I could’ve been a badass, had I stuck with those lessons in mixed martial arts. I was only in that class to learn how to kill people with paper.

I can hear other things, too. Before you came around, I had no idea a man could make a girl scream like that. Reyes seems very talented.

There was nothing like a trip to the gynecologist to make one feel just a little violated. Charley