Since killing people is illegal, can I have a Taser just for shits and giggles? -Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

Man, I want to be someone's forbidden fruit." "Well, you are pretty fruity.

Okay, I’ll put someone on it. But you know, the Albuquerque Police Department wasn’t really created to find things out for you.” “Really? That’s weird.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. -T-Shirt

You rented the apartment with a dead guy in the corner?” I shrugged. “I wanted the apartment, and I figured I could cover him up with a bookcase or something.

Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as a carrot stick.

That's my entire weekend. I had plans" "A Vampire Dairies marathon is not plans." She looked at me like I lost my mind. "Have you even seen the Salvatore brothers? Holy mother of gingersnaps.