I know what kind of man it takes to get involved with something as barbarous as human trafficking.โ โI get it, Swopes. Heโs not the kind of man you take home to meet your stepmom.โ I rethought that. โWait a minute. Maybe my stepmom would like to meet him. Do you think he ships to Istanbul?
Darynda JonesI was never really certain why he scared the bejesus out of me. Nothing scared me growing up. Iโve been playing with dead people since the day I was born, so itโs good thing, yet the Big Bad scared me. Which brings me to the reason I called.โ โWhich was to give me nightmares for the rest of my life?โ โOh, no, thatโs just a plus. Why was I so scared of him?โ โHon, for one thing he was this powerful, massive, black smokelike being.โ โSo, youโre saying Iโm a racist?
Darynda JonesYou introduced me to Danger and Will Robinson, but you neglected to acquaint me with the other two.โ โFine,But you canโt make fun of their names. Theyโre very sensitive.โ โI would never.โ I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, โThis is Beam Me Up.โ Then to my right. โAnd this is Scotty.
Darynda Jones