You do have a tendency to severe spinal cords." "Only for you.

That boy needs a hobby." "Stalking is a hobby." "So is serial killing.

I may as well cut my losses and make a hasty exit while I still had enough self-esteem to walk upright. Crawling was so demoralizing

Reyes leaned back against the bar, crossed his arms over his chest, and studied me from beneath those same ridiculously long lashes. Men and their freaking lashes. It was so unfair. Like the exorbitant cost of designer shoes. Or world hunger.

There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt

If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt

What do I look like, the ghost whisperer? They're loony. I'd have better luck talking to my cousin Alfonso's Chihuahua. At least Tía Juana knows Spanish." "Your cousin's Chihuahua is named Tía Juana?