Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as a carrot stick.
I'd have a longer attention span if there weren't so many shiny things.
That’s the thing about things. They tend to happen.
If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
She shook her head then took off again, and I found myself struggling to keep up with her in my bunny slippers. With a sigh, I realized I was getting way too much exercise. I'd just have to counteract it later with cake.
Does Uncle Bob have anything?" "I heard he has an STD." "I mean on the women." "Oh, I have no idea if they have any STDs.