A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity?" BUMPER STICKER

...and then she glared at me, the same glare my stepmother used to give me when I gave her the Nazi salute. That woman was so touchy about her resemblance to Hitler.

Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It’s a terrific lesson in economy and precession.

I'm a virgin. But this is an old shirt. --T-SHIRT

Love was not only blind, it often careened into Blithering Idiotsville as well.

God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.

SARC- was my second favorite -ASM word