I have depth. I've read Proust. No, wait, that was Pooh. Winnie the Pooh. My bad" Charley Davidson.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT

He said you sparkle like a newborn galaxy and have more attitude than a rich kid with his daddy's Porsche.

Okay, I'll strip. I'll tap dance. I'll sing 'La Cucaracha' in C minor.

After searching for a space, I parked behind the tattoo parlor in front of a sign that said NO PARKING. Since it didn't specify to whom it was referring, I figured it couldn't possibly be talking to me.

This is one Fruit Loop beyond certifiable.

Oh, my god!” I said to Reyes, my eyes radiating accusations at him. “She took your picture? Just what kind of game are you playing? You’re under arrest, mister.” His mouth tilted and a dimple emerged on one cheek as I took his wrist and threw him against a wall. Or, well, urged him toward it. I held him against the cool wood with one hand and frisked him with the other.