Does your uncle need anything? A coffee? A latte?โ โHe needs someone to bear his illegitimate child if youโre interested
Darynda JonesCan you find out how owns C and R industries? They bought the old abandoned mental asylum downtown." "That old thing? What are they going to do with it?" "I don't know. I was hoping their overcompensating sign would say, but it just says 'private property' and shouts lots of threats in capital letters, all of which I plan to completely ignore later.
Darynda JonesI totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT
Darynda JonesI know what kind of man it takes to get involved with something as barbarous as human trafficking.โ โI get it, Swopes. Heโs not the kind of man you take home to meet your stepmom.โ I rethought that. โWait a minute. Maybe my stepmom would like to meet him. Do you think he ships to Istanbul?
Darynda JonesHeโd actually hit me! It didnโt matter that hitting me wasnโt really like hitting a regular girl and Iโd be completely healed in a matter of hours. I was still a freaking girl, and he damned well knew it. Iโd just have to hit him back. With a lead pipe. Or an eighteen-wheeler.
Darynda Jones