There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~
I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations.
Who knew that all this time the nectar of the Gods was in my va-jay-jay.
Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.
Does your uncle need anything? A coffee? A latte?” “He needs someone to bear his illegitimate child if you’re interested
If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.