The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt
I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
In Cookie's defense, it was raining wildcats and rabid dogs.
I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means.
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him anything.
It would be a miracle to solve this case. Luckily, I believed in miracles. No, wait, that was testicles. I believed in testicles.