If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT
Love was not only blind, it often careened into Blithering Idiotsville as well.
When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.
Rocket," I said, straightening in the chair. "Donovan was just helping me with my contacts." Donovan raised his brows humorously. Rocket furrowed his. "Did you swallow them?
She's like a hurricane on crystal meth.