I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.

There was nothing like a trip to the gynecologist to make one feel just a little violated. Charley

I know," he said in almost bored contemplation. "My manners suck. I like to chalk it up to a dissatisfying childhood." "I'd chalk it up to that narcissistic personality disorder laces with a smidgen of schizophrenia. Your mother would be proud.

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt

Dead people I could handle. They were usually beyond hysteria. This was the people-left behind part. The hard part.

After searching for a space, I parked behind the tattoo parlor in front of a sign that said NO PARKING. Since it didn't specify to whom it was referring, I figured it couldn't possibly be talking to me.