I love Fear Factor, but I think they're running out of fears. It's only a matter of time before they're sitting around doing shots of Hepatitis C.

If you go to Germany and get drunk, at some point you will try to look up Hitler in the phone book.

I have no grand scheme.

There's a late-night scene in every town, and everyone has something going on, ... I've heard good stories about (Syracuse); this is a very good party town, a good drinking place. I definitely would like to come back and check it out further. Do some more research, as I call it.

I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials.

Is she crazy, like it says on her bracelet, or is she just looking at my sheets? I dunno!

There's a fine line between masturbating while you look out a window, and masturbating while you're looking in a window. I'll give you a hint: one of 'em is super illegal.