I love Fear Factor, but I think they're running out of fears. It's only a matter of time before they're sitting around doing shots of Hepatitis C.

Capital punishment, that thing scares me, it really does. I was talking to my friend about the electric chair, and he starts freakin' out. He's like 'the electric chair? That's too good for these people. That's too good for them'. Alright, how do we make the electric chair worse? How about this? They have to pedal a car battery to their own head. Is that ok? Is that enough, Mr. Hitler?

I smoke so much. Three packs a day... I went to the bathroom, a camel came out of my ass.

I don't mind a crowd's not laughing; it's the groans that slow down the show.

My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks, and I'll tell you ladies: it's amazing.

Let's say you're in a situation where crystal meth can help you. Like, I don't know, you have too many teeth.

I don't think I'm a star or a celebrity or any thing like that.