Aspirin will not bring dead hookers back to life.
When I was a kid, I really loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me.
Here's a tip: never get drunk while wearing a hooded sweatshirt. You will eventually think there's someone right behind you.
I'm not like a performer type.
I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what's going on.
Sparklers are the gay cousins of the fireworks family.