One key lesson of history is that virtually anything, including afternoon or evening thundershowers, causes Germany to invade Belgium.

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

In more than 20 years of opening beers with guys, I have NEVER seen the Swedish Bikini Team show up. Almost always, the teams that show up in beer drinking situations consist of guys who have been playing league softball and smell like bus seats.

Spreadsheet: a kind of program that lets you sit at your desk and ask all kinds of neat "what if?" questions and generate thousands of numbers instead of actually working.

Beneath their surface differences, there are a lot of deep, underlying differences.

The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please eradicate these annoying animals.