The population of earth has reached 7 billion people, every single one of whom send you irritating emails to join something called "LinkedIn."

Granted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security.

Your job is to give people a reason to keep reading.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

Chair lifts need to be in some places so that we can get to wonderful views without having to hike to them.

First, a few words about this title. It isn't easy, coming up with book titles. A lot of the really good ones are taken. Thin Thighs in 30 Days, for example. Also The Bible.

Most of the presidential candidates' economic packages involve 'tax breaks,' which is when the government, amid great fanfare, generously decides not to take quite so much of your income. In other words, these candidates are trying to buy your votes with your own money.