Sign at a Tennessee highway: When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
You should definitely have a travel agent. Why go through all the hassle of dealing with airlines, hotels, and rental-car agencies yourself, only to see the arrangements get all screwed up, when with just a single phone call you can have a trained professional screw them up for you?
Cats are independent, by which I mean smart.
I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera.
I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.