Today's toys contain computer chips, so they can move and talk; this stimulates the mind of your child. Notice I say "your child." MY child just wants to eat the toys.
Dave BarryMany things have been written, including by me, linking humor and pain. Mostly, in my case, the humor part keeps me sane. If I spent all my hours writing things like "Fatal Distraction," I'd become a brooding, erratic melancholic. I'd be Raskolnikov.
Dave BarryThat is the Wasp, yes. But it was captured by Black Stache, and heโs coming for this ship now.โ โAnd how do you know that?โ asked Slank. โDid a seagull tell you?โ This brought chuckles from the crew. Something like that, thought Peter.
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