The Democrats believe that if God did not want them to raise taxes, He would not have created the Internal Revenue Service.

For most celebrities, the biggest meal of the day is toothpaste (they use reduced-fat Crest).

Shawn's (Shawn Weatherly - former beauty queen) acting ability is such that she could not convey the concept of falling if your pushed her off a cliff.

The science fair has long been a favorite educational tool in the American school system, and for a good reason: Your teachers hate you.

Dogs make good pets because they are very loyal

England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria.

I have come up with a sure-fire concept for a hit television show, which would be called `A Live Celebrity Gets Eaten by a Shark'.