The Democrats believe that if God did not want them to raise taxes, He would not have created the Internal Revenue Service.

Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spiderwebs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests.

You can say any fool thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look that says, 'My GOSH, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!

Shawn's (Shawn Weatherly - former beauty queen) acting ability is such that she could not convey the concept of falling if your pushed her off a cliff.

Murphy's golden rule: Whoever has the gold, makes the rules.

You should be prepared for anything during divorce proceedings - even the truth.

When my generation was your age, we took crazy risks. The wildest thing was - prepare to be shocked - we deliberately ingested carbohydrates!