The best time to go to Disney World, if you want to avoid huge crowds, is 1962.

If Black Stache laughed, you laughed. If he snarled, you snarled. If he breathed in your direction, you ran for cover.

Like many members of the uncultured, Cheez-It consuming public, I am not good at grasping modern art.

Generally the pythons are better than anything else at killing.

Granted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security.

Print neatly. That's the kind of advice that the IRS considers a "dynamite" tax tip. If you ask them a real tax question, such as how you can cheat, they're useless.

You know how on the evening news they always tell you that the stock market is up in active trading, or off in moderate trading, or trading in mixed activity, or whatever. Well, who gives a