There comes a time in a man's life when he hears the call of the sea. If the man has a brain in his head, he will hang up the phone immediately.
Dave BarryAs long as humanity has been human, it has looked toward the heavens and dreamed that some day, some way, there would be giant federal contracts involved.
Dave BarryI am a superior form of human and I have absolutely no quirks or irrational impulses of any kind.
Dave Barry