Here's a man who was twice elected to the most powerful position on Earth despite needing a TelePrompTer to correctly identify what year it was.
Dave BarryYou will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
Dave BarryAdvice to expectant mothers: you must remember that when you are pregnant, you are eating for two. But you must remember that the other one of you is about the size of a golf ball, so let's not go overboard with it. I mean, a lot of pregnant women eat as though the other person they're eating for is Orson Welles.
Dave BarryI've gained a few pounds around the middle. The only lower body garments I own that still fit me comfortably are towels.
Dave Barry