The best time to go to Disney World, if you want to avoid huge crowds, is 1962.

There comes a time in a man's life when he hears the call of the sea. If the man has a brain in his head, he will hang up the phone immediately.

As long as humanity has been human, it has looked toward the heavens and dreamed that some day, some way, there would be giant federal contracts involved.

I am a superior form of human and I have absolutely no quirks or irrational impulses of any kind.

We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who in those days still had many of their original teeth.

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.