A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

Your guess is as good as mine. Better probably, because you haven't had four beers.

If everybody were a guy, the human race could easily get by on less than one twentieth the current number of shoes.

England is a very popular foreign country to visit because the people there speak some English.

I am not one to generalize, but cartoonists, as a group, exhibit a level of social sophistication generally associated with pie fights. In high school, when the future lawyers were campaigning for class president, the future cartoonists were painstakingly altering illustrations in their history books so that Robert E. Lee appeared to be performing an illegal act with his horse.

Without good grammar, the United States would have lost World War II.

Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you upwards of seventy-five dollars per hour for it, without necessarily fixing anything.