A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

I hate rap music, which to me sounds like a bunch of angry men shouting, possibly because the person who was supposed to provide them with a melody never showed up.

I have read that, on the average, the Japanese are getting taller, but at the moment they seem to be about the same height as American junior-high-school students, only with fewer guns.

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species.

As sensitive and broad-minded humans, we must never allow ourselves to be in any way judgmental of the religious practices of other people, even when these people clearly are raving space loons.

Today's beauty ideal, strictly enforced by the media, is a person with the same level of body fat as a paper clip.

I've gained a few pounds around the middle. The only lower body garments I own that still fit me comfortably are towels.