If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

I feel that nasal spray is a wondrous medical achievement, because it is supposed to relieve nasal congestion, and by gadfrey, it relieves nasal congestion. What I'm saying is that it actually works, which is something you can say about very few other aspects of the medical establishment.

I don't know what you can possibly do for less than $50 to have somebody come in your house.

The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.

Actually, there are people from all ove - not just Latin America, certainly not just Cuba, but all over Europe, all over the United States. I like that. I like knowing a lot of different types of people. And I can afford to live in a relatively safe part of Miami.

Land!” shouted Thomas. “Is there food?” asked Tubby Ted.

The doctor looked at my cardiogram and made that "hmmmm" noise that doctors are taught in medical school so they won't come right out and say "UH-oh!"