We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who in those days still had many of their original teeth.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.

Entire new continent can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a Web page to show up on your screen. Contrary to what you may have heard, the Internet does not operate at the speed of light; it operates at the speed of the DMV.

Your friends love you anyway.

Sign outside a country shop: We buy junk and sell antiques.

There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia.