There is nothing as relaxing as being out on the open sea, listening to the waves and the wind and the sails and voices downstairs yelling "HOW DO YOU FLUSH THESE TOILETS?"

This book is dedicated to Wilbur and Orville Wright, without whom air sickness would still be just a dream.

Fortunately the boat we rented had a motor in it You will definitely want this feature on your sailboat too, because if you put up the sails, the boat tips way over, and you could spill your beer.

She wanted to cry, but she did not want Peter to see her cry, and she especially did not want Teacher, with her flowing hair, to see her cry.

You don't have to think really hard to get the joke. I think humor in general appeals to all people.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.