I feel that nasal spray is a wondrous medical achievement, because it is supposed to relieve nasal congestion, and by gadfrey, it relieves nasal congestion. What I'm saying is that it actually works, which is something you can say about very few other aspects of the medical establishment.
Dave BarryThat is the Wasp, yes. But it was captured by Black Stache, and heโs coming for this ship now.โ โAnd how do you know that?โ asked Slank. โDid a seagull tell you?โ This brought chuckles from the crew. Something like that, thought Peter.
Dave BarrySome [soccer] players suffer four or five fatal injuries per game. That's how tough they are.
Dave BarryWhen preparing your return, you should be sure to avoid common mistakes. The two most common taxpayer mistakes, states the IRS booklet, are (1) "failure to include a current address," and (2) "failure to be a large industry that gives humongous contributions to key tax-law-writing congresspersons."
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