Japan has a low crime rate, unless you count the fact that approximately every fifteen minutes the entire Cabinet gets indicted for taking bribes.
I had no shoes and I pitied myself. Then I met a man who had no feet, so I took his shoes.
Never try to put all the chemicals in the entire world in your body at the same time.
When to arrive at the airport?: You should be at the airport already.
Rembrandt's first name was Beauregard, which is why he never used it.
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.