It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

I guess libertarianism is always considered so weird and fringe that people assume that you're in the closet if you don't go around talking about it.

Aside from Velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe.

And now, the Superstore - unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

With humor you have so many options with topics and length, I mean I can write humor essays in books now and they can be as long as I want them to be.

The books all say that barracuda rarely eat people, but very few barracuda can read.

Socially prominent people are very fond of disease, because it gives them a chance to have these really elaborate charity functions, and the newspaper headlines say 'EVENING IN PARIS BALL RAISES MONEY TO FIGHT GOUT' instead of 'RICH PEOPLE AMUSE THEMSELVES'.