It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that, like most books, it had too many words.

Some [soccer] players suffer four or five fatal injuries per game. That's how tough they are.

If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and He decides to deliver a message to humanity, He will not use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.

I've been to Washington many times over the years for stories, and it always seems remarkably the same. More the same than the rest of the country. It's almost like they dress the same as they did 20 years ago. The same old guys are sitting outside the same dirty, dingy secret offices in the Capitol that you're not allowed to go in.

The average tax payer is not a big voluntary supporter of the arts. The only art that the average taxpayer buys voluntarily either has a picture of Bart Simpson on it or little suction cups on its feet so you can stick it onto a car window.

Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.