The porpoises said hello to Molly. She told them all her teeth were green.

Basically Ken is a very gentle, home-loving person. I remember when one of his stick insects had a knee infection. He stayed up all night rubbing it with germoline and banging its head on the table.

Murphy's golden rule: Whoever has the gold, makes the rules.

When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.

Be advised that there is no parking in Europe.

The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture finished and put inside boxes.

I had no shoes and I pitied myself. Then I met a man who had no feet, so I took his shoes.