The porpoises said hello to Molly. She told them all her teeth were green.

Dear Hotel People: We don't need a cheeseball clock-radio. WE NEED PLACES TO PLUG STUFF IN. Thank you.

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins.

Panicky despair is an underrated element of writing.

She wanted to cry, but she did not want Peter to see her cry, and she especially did not want Teacher, with her flowing hair, to see her cry.

Cats are independent, by which I mean smart.

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.