Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.

I've been checking with people back in South Florida to see if Hurricane Dennis is going to whack my house, and the consensus of the experts seems to be: No, it will not, unless it does, in which case, yes. So I'm feeling really calm over here in London.

...Hell, which as every frequent traveler knows, is in Concourse D of O'Hare Airport.

I hate rap music, which to me sounds like a bunch of angry men shouting, possibly because the person who was supposed to provide them with a melody never showed up.

Never trust anything you read in a travel article.

Dating means doing a lot of fun things you will never do again if you get married. The fun stops with marriage because you're trying to save money for when you split up your property.

I like golf because you can be really terrible at it, and still not look much dorkier than anybody else.