If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'

I am not a violent person. I am a product of the Flower Power '60s. I have actually worn bell-bottomed jeans.

Of course God enjoys a good prank as much as the next infallible deity.

What was life like in the colonies? Probably the best word to describe it would be "colonial".

The books all say that barracuda rarely eat people, but very few barracuda can read.

I'm afraid that, in this chapter we must talk about sex in a very explicit manner, because we want to expand the Frontiers of Human Understanding and also we want to sell as many books as possible to adolescent boys.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.