Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will tell you the problem is.

It takes a minimum of six people, working in close harmony, to successfully flush a nautical toilet. That's why those old ships carried such large crews.

The term SAT is a set of initials, or autonym, standing for Scholastic Attitude Treaty Organization.

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

We constantly see surveys that reveal this ignorance, especially among our high school students,78 percent of whom, in a recent nationwide multiple-choice test, identified Abraham Lincoln as 'a kind of lobster.' That's right: more than three quarters of our nation's youth could not correctly identify the man who invented the telephone.

The method preferred by most balding men for making themselves look silly is called the comb over.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.