My current computer, in addition to 'DOS,' has 'Windows,' which is another invention of Bill Gates, designed as a security measure to thwart those users who are somehow able to get past DOS.

The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch.

You can be the smartest person in the world - which Bill Clinton is, and if he's not, his wife is - and care more than anybody else in the world - which he does, I don't doubt that for a minute. And you can care so much that you're willing to be dishonest - you can tell people one thing but do another because you really know it's for their own good. And you'll still screw it all up. Because the whole premise of what you're doing is wrong!

Greyhound Bus Lines motto: "We Stop For Some Damn Thing Every 200 Yards."

Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.

Although it was constructed in 1536, the New York subway system boasts an annual maintenance budget of nearly $8, currently stolen, and it does a remarkable job of getting New Yorkers from Point A to an indeterminate location somewhere in the tunnel leading to point B.

As you know, birds do not have sexual organs because they would interfere with flight.