I am not a violent person. I am a product of the Flower Power '60s. I have actually worn bell-bottomed jeans.

Please try not to be such a wiener-head.

What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth ? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad.

You can, legally, possibly hit and kill a fellow golfer with a ball, and there will not be a lot of trouble because the other golfers will refuse to stop and be witnesses because they will want to keep playing.

Dogsled-riding is a sport that is relaxing as well as fragrant.

I've gained a few pounds around the middle. The only lower body garments I own that still fit me comfortably are towels.

When you say you don't think we should have public schools, they can't believe you mean that. You must mean that they should be smaller. But you can't really mean no public schools.