Please try not to be such a wiener-head.

I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.

I really try to think cinematically, because that's how people read. They create a theater in their minds.

Unlike cats dogs never scratch you when you wash them. They just become very sad and try to figure out what they did wrong.

The Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, "people without lives." We don't care. We have each other.... While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most settings, uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our "CONFIG.SYS."

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

Fortunately the boat we rented had a motor in it You will definitely want this feature on your sailboat too, because if you put up the sails, the boat tips way over, and you could spill your beer.