We don't shoot somebody soon, I'm gonna forget how

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.

At the time, we were mad at Moammar Gadhafi, which resulted in us bombing all over Libya and killing a bunch of people, but not him. Then Ronald Reagan gets up and says we're not trying to kill him, we're just dropping bombs. You can kill all the Libyans you want, but legally you can't try to kill the leader.

This book is dedicated to Wilbur and Orville Wright, without whom air sickness would still be just a dream.

Nevada has a very dynamic economy, with gambling being the number-one industry, followed closely by blood donorship.

Like many members of the uncultured, Cheez-It consuming public, I am not good at grasping modern art.

It is an inconvenience, being located in a city where taxes are ludicrously high, where you pay twice your annual income to rent an apartment that could easily be carried on a commercial airline flight.