The best time to go to Disney World, if you want to avoid huge crowds, is 1962.
There are no bad haircuts in cyberspace.
I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank, and New York has a real airport nearby that only locals know about.
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.
Smee! Raise the Ladies!
Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard.