Orangutan are very weird animals but they look very soulful.

Classical music gradually lost popularity because it is too complicated: you need twenty-five or thirty skilled musicians just to hum it properly. So people began to develop regular music.

I don't know what you can possibly do for less than $50 to have somebody come in your house.

Eventually everyone has to die, except Elvis.

...Terry Jackson, who is the Miami Herald's automotive writer and TV critic. That's correct: This man gets paid to drive new cars AND watch television. If he ever dies and goes to heaven, it's going to be a big let down.

For 41 years I have gone with a very natural hair "look" that was originally popularized by coconuts.

European toilet paper is made from the same material that Americans use for roofing, which is why Europeans tend to remain standing throughout soccer matches.