Reading... a vacation for the mind.

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'

When I say 'serve you better,' I mean 'increase our profits.' We newspapers are very big on profits these days.

I played lead guitar in a band called The Federal Duck, which is the kind of name that was popular in the '60s as a result of controlled substances being in widespread use. Back then, there were no restrictions, in terms of talent, on who could make an album, so we made one, and it sounds like a group of people who have been given powerful but unfamiliar instruments as a therapy for a degenerative nerve disease.

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.

I report as a machine; I write as a person. That clear dichotomy softens the transition.

Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.