Can we move this conversation along, I'm getting frightfully tired of 'hoa'.

Palestinian and Israeli leaders finally recover the Road Map to Peace, only to discover that, while they were looking for it, the Lug Nuts of Mutual Interest came off the Front Left Wheel of Accommodation, causing the Sport Utility Vehicle of Progress to crash into the Ditch of Despair.

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.

When I read that I had to go to Gettysburg.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admit that we know of no better system, except possibly flipping a coin.