Can we move this conversation along, I'm getting frightfully tired of 'hoa'.

Avoid the traffic by using one of the park's shuttle buses and view the elk rut with a park ranger.

Bad grammar is the leading cause of slow, painful death in North America.

Earnest is our dog. She senses instantly that something is wrong, and guided by that timeless and unerring nurturing instinct that all female dogs have, she tries to lick my ears off.

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.

If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and He decides to deliver a message to humanity, He will not use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.