A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.

Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.

We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who in those days still had many of their original teeth.

Each year, millions of skiers come to Colorado to experience its superb emergency medical facilities.

Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart.

She goes to Frederick's of Hollywood at the mall and purchases an explicit lingerie outfit so sheer that you could read an appliance warranty through it in an unlit closet.